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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Protect yourself from mind-control with an AFDB!
Belgium Doesn't Exist!: Land of sprouts and chocolate, I think not.
The Truth About Black Helicopters: What They don't want you to know!
Black Helicopter Autopsy: Shocking photos prove their existence!
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Sasquatch Militia: Defending Cascadia from invaders
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Geriatrics and Time Dilation: Theory that explains why old people move to Florida
KELVIN IS LORD!!: Come here to Praise the Lord Kelvin and be Conserved from Entropy!
The Writings Of Lord Kelvin: A small collection of the Lord Kelvin's papers, lectures, &c.
Kelvin's Kid Club: For Thermo-Dynamic kids!
Happy Kelvinmas!: Celebrate the Holiest of days and read about the very first Kelvinmas
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A Guide To Metric Time: Information about and advocacy of Metric Time, the clock for the 21st century!
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Inteli-Tube System: The future of transportation will be pneumatic tube pods using IP technology
Temple Of The Spinning Shaggy: Watch him spin round and round
Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus: Information on the endangered tree octopi of Western Washington
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Weasel Invasion: short (140k) MP3 clip... Just like music only more annoying!
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